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1. I tend to be competitive sometimes.
2. I had a crush on my history teacher when I was in 3rd year high school, she was pregnant then.
3. I have a great phobia on cockroaches and bridges.
4. I sometimes hate my self for not being good enough.
5. I like the smell of a new book’s page.
6. I sometimes blame my past for me being like this.
7. I secretly despise our next-door neighbor.
8. I hate cats.
9. Sometimes, I don’t show that I like things when I’m with my friends scared of me being judged.
10. I don’t like going to parties. I prefer to be alone in the house watching  a movie.
11. I like watching movies, that’s the only way I can feel anything besides hunger and sleepiness and boredom and grudges.
12. When I find a good book, I read it slowly ‘cause I don’t want to finish that early. Sometimes, I secretly peek at the ending.
13. Everyday, I see people and I wonder, “Why wasn’t I born looking like that?” 
14. When I see people laughing, I always think that they’re laughing at me.
15. Sometimes, I think I may be bipolar. But then I think again, that’s too serious. Maybe I’m just unpredictable.
16. I have trust issues.
17. I’m not close to any family relatives.
18. I miss my childhood.
19. I like hugs very much: Hugs from behind, surprise hugs, hugs when cuddling, hugs of goodbye, hugs of missing someone. Everything.
20. I’m murdering people I’m annoyed at in my mind.
21. I try too hard, like everytime.
22. I suck at words.
23. I suck at actions too, so pretty much there’s nothing I’m good at.. except eating.
24. I like chick flicks.
25. I hunger for a kuya or father figure, prolly because I never had one all my life.
26. I seek attention too sometimes.. we all do.
27. I don’t like saying goodbye ‘cause I know they won’t care anyway.
28. I love pizza.
29. I like new things.
30. I’m afraid of commitments.

My heart skips a beat when:

• I hear your name.
• I see you smiling at me.
• I hear you say my name.
• My teacher called me when I’m not listening.
• I have to speak in front of a group of people.
• I hear my favorite song being played on the radio.
• I see a friend I haven’t seen for a while.
• I almost dropped my phone.
• I can’t find something and I’m thinking it’s gone.
• I’m being judged.
• Someone says something unpleasant about me and I hear it.
• I thought I see someone I know.
• I get surprised.
• I’m with you.

Feelings we don’t want:

• Being rejected. The main reason why some of us are afraid to give in. Iniisip kasi palagi natin na mare-reject tayo. Kung bakit takot tayo magmahal. Alam mo ba yung feeling na may pinaghandaan kang regalo, binalutan ng magandang pang-balot, pinaghirapan, binigyan ng effort, tapos nung ibibigay mo dun sa tao, hindi niya tinanggap? Yeah. Pain degree: Libong karayom na tumutusok sa puso mo, para kang minaso sa ulo, tapos para kang hinagis palabas ng pinto.
• Being Left out. Masakit kapag yung mga kaibigan mo ay mukhang masaya kahit wala ka. Yung hindi ka nila naaalala. Kapag naalala ka nila pag may kailangan lang. Yung parang hindi ka belong sa grupo nila. Yung parang wala ka. Hindi ka nageexist. Parang mag-aantay ka lang na maalala nila. Pain degree: Parang tina-thumbtacks yung puso mo, tapos dinidikitan ng notepads.
• Being out of place. Kasama ka. Pero parang wala ka din dun sa mismong lugar. Dinaig mo pa yung asawa ni Fantastic Man, mas invisible ka pa sa kanya. Mabuti na lang at may cellphone ka, takbuhan mo pag OP ka. Pain Degree: Yung sobrang sakit na parang gusto mo nalang lumubog sa kung nasaan ka man.
• Being ignored. Katulad ng pagiging OP, eto ang mga time na para kang hangin. Hindi ka pinapansin. Wala ka sa kanila. Tae lang. Mabuti pa nga yung tae, iniiwasan pag nakita, ikaw wala. Wala talagang pakialam sayo. Pain degree: Gusto mong iuntog sarili mo sa pader para malaman kung may problema ba sayo.
• Being hated. Kapag may galit sayo. Wala namang may gustong may galit sa kanya, mahirap pag hindi mo alam ang dahilan. Lalo na pag binabayolente ka na, hindi man pisikalan pero kung salita. Pain degree: Suicidal intentions.

(via gutomakoparati)

• Don’t expect to avoid getting hurt.
• Don’t get attached too much.
• Screw the people who always let you down.
• When you love, atleast spare some for yourself.
• Value the time as it pass by so fast you won’t even notice it.
• Hold on to the people who never leave you.

Shitty Feelings:

• Knowing it’s wrong, but still you can’t stop doing it.
• Being torn between two emotions.
• When you don’t know what you’re feeling. 
• Missing someone and remembering you don’t talk to each other anymore.
• When you’re confused with yourself.
• When you just want to be loved.
• When you need a hug badly.
• When you’re let down by someone you expected to support you.
• When you’re ignored by someone who’s attention you want the most.
• When you get treated like shit by someone you treat like a gold.
• Being a second option.
• When you want to let go, but you don’t know how.
• When you’re taken for granted.
• When you feel all alone.
• When you feel like a loser cause no one likes to talk to you.
• When you just want to disappear and realizing no one would even notice.
• When you’re too coward to speak.
• When you can’t say goodbye.
• When you try your best and still you’re not good enough.
• When a promise’ been broken to you.
• When you’ve been cheated on.
• When you realized, you can never get what you’ve always wanted.

Alam mo ng kelangan mong magpapayat kung..

1. Hindi mo na makitang buong katawan mo sa salamin.
2. Hindi na kasya sayo yung damit kahit XL o X-X-L.
3. Nung umorder ka ng pagkain tapos akala ng cashier para sa buong grupo na yun.
4. Kapag doble yung siningil sayo nung kumain ka sa Eat-all-you-can na kainan.
5. Kapag hinihingal ka, tapos narealize mo wala ka namang ginagawa.
6. Kapag pati zipper ng pantalon mo hindi mo na maisara.
7. Yung underwear mo pwede ng hanging blouse ng iba.
8. Tinatawag ka laging siopao.
9. Kapag umiyak ka, cooking oil yung lumabas.
10. Kapag ikaw lagi naiiwan sa mesa.

Badtrip moments sa Jeep III:

• Tatanungin ka ng driver kung ilan yung binayad mo kahit obvious namang pang-isang tao lang.
• Yung kakasakay mo palang, pina-abot na agad sayo yung bayad.
• Yung umupo ka sa dulo, sa likod ng driver, tapos napansin mong ikaw na naga-abot lahat ng pamasahe. Kundoktor ang peg.
• Yung ang tagal mong naghintay sa pila ng jeep, tapos nung may dumating na saktong natigil sa’yo dahil puno na.
• Yung 1/4 lang ng pisngi ng pwet mo yung nakaupo dahil tingin sanyo ng driver ay Young’s Town sardines.
• Yung mga magsyotang ginagawang motel yung jeep, sa harap mo pa naglalampuchingan.
• Yung iba ginawang Inn yung jeep at ikaw ang ginawang kama.
• Yung mga jejemong ang lakas magpatugtog sa cellphone tapos Pusong Bato pa yung tugtog o kaya naman Buhay ng Gangster.
• Yung mga Mang Kanor na malalagkit tumingin sayo. 
• Yung mga nag-aabot bigla ng sobre tapos kakantahan ka, nanghihingi na pala ng donasyon.
• Yung makakasakay mo yung kaaway mong matagal mo ng hindi nakikita, sa tabi mo pa naupo. 
• Yung pumara ka, tapos pagkatapos pa ng 3 kanto bago ka naibaba.
• Yung pababa ka pa lang umaandar na yung jeep, ginawang extreme sport ang pagsakay ng jeep.
• Yung mga party-animal na driver na sa sobrang lakas ng tugtog hindi mo na marinig pati konsensya mo.

10 rason kung bakit hindi pa dapat End of the World:

1. Hindi pa nabibigay ang 13th month pay.
2. Hindi pa nari-release ang iPhone 6.
3. Hindi pa nahahanap kung saan nag-park si Sandara.
4. Hindi pa namamatay si Justin Bieber.
5. Sayang ang mga nabiling hamon, hindi magagamit.
6. 2013 pa ang expiration year ng mga maling, sardinas, tuna, corned tuna, saba, pusit, mais, fruit cocktail, at mga pineapple chunks.
7. Wala pang natutuklasang gamot pamatay-libog.
8. Hindi pa natatagpuan ang misteryo kung bakit madrama tayo tuwing gabi.
9. Hindi pa alam ang tunay na recipe ng krabby-patty.
10. Buhay pa yung kaaway mo. Alam mo na.

10 things we don’t want to hear our parents say:

1. Nak, ano tumblr mo? Follow mo ko, follow back na lang kita. Pati na rin pala sa twitter.

2. Nak, saan ka punta? Sama ko.

3. Oh, kamusta naman date niyo? Solve ba?

4. Birthday mo? Eh ano naman?

5. Magiinternet ka? Panood nga para matuto ako.

6. Ang cute naman ng friend mo.

7. Anak nabasa ko yung mga texts sa cellphone mo. Lahat-lahat.

8. Anak, wala akong pera.

9. Anong oras ka uuwi?

10. Umuwi ka na.

Top 18 How-to-do list I would love to see:

1. How to move on to your past long-time relationship that didn’t end well.
2. How to be perfect so people won’t judge you anymore.
3. How to lose/gain weight so you won’t be insecure to the models you see in magazines and teeltelevision.
4. How to be popular.
5. How to look like Brad Pitt.
6. How to say to a person without offending him that he’s fucking annoying.
7. How not to give a fuck to the people who takes you for granted.
8. How to be a chick magnet without even looking like the One Direction.
9. How not to be a jerk (sometimes)
10. How to have a british accent.
11. How to be visible to your crush.
12. How to acquire telekenesis.
13. How to have abs in just 5 minutes.
14. How to have everyone like you (even your nemesis)
15. How to be a tumblr famous without being a famewhore.
16. How to love.
17. How to dougie.
18. How to make a list like this.

Perks of being payat:

• Madali makipagsiksikan sa jeep pag puno na.
• Kapag malaki ang damit, mukha kang hanger, pag maliit mukha kang butiki.
• Hindi ka nagbibilang ng calories pag kumakain.
• Madali kang makatakas sa killer dahil malakas ang stamina mo.
• Pwede kang mag-tago sa likod ng poste pag kailangan mo.
• Mas malakas ka pa kumain sa mga matataba.
• Madaling dumaan sa mga eskinita. Hindi na kailangan mag-side view pa.
• Malaki ang space mo sa kama.
• Umiikli lang pantalon mo, pero hindi sumisikip.
• Maluwang ang mga baller, relo at purselas sayo.

10 Worse responses to your “I love you”:

1. Thank you!
2. Aww, how sweet.
3. I love you too friend!
4. Naks naman!
5. Weh?
6. O, talaga?
7. Grabe ha, agad-agad?
8. Sure ka na ba dyan?
9. ily2
10. labyu den XD

10 people I loathe:

1. Suck-up/Kiss-ass.
2. Parasite.
3. User.
4. Backstabber.
5. Flirt.
6. Temporary friend.
7. Fickle-minded.
8. Fair-weathered.
9. Ignorants.
10. Show-off.

Tall people problems:

• Lagi kang nasa hulihan ng pila.
• Hirap ka maghanap ng eksaktong pantalon para sa’yo. Kapag may sakto na sa haba ng binti mo, masyado namang maluwang.
• Takaw pansin ka.
• Prone ka mauntog sa jeep.
• Nababangga lagi yung binti mo sa jeep pag may dadaan.
• Pag nasa grocery ka, ginagawa kang taga-abot sa matataas ng mga maliliit.
• Prone ka mauntog sa mga karatula, sumabit sa mga wire-wire, at mga halamang nakakalat sa daan.
• Hirap magpataba dahil kailangan mo ng mas higit pa sa normal na intake ng carbohydrates.
• Lagi kang tinatanong: Nagbabasketball ka ba?
• Kapag payat ka tatawagin kang bamboo o kaya naman palito.
• Kapag nagsuot ka ng maluwang mukha kang hanger, pag nagsuot ka ng masikip mukha kang puno.
• Madaling mangawit likod mo, kaya kadalasan nagiging kuba ka.

10 things rain makes you want to do:

1. Sleep.
2. Have sex with someone.
3. Eat.
4. Miss someone.
5. Sleep.
6. Walk on it.
7. Write about it.
8. Sleep.
9. Cuddle with someone.
10. Kill the pillow with your hug.